Segway tour
So you're going to Paris? A city many claim to be the most beautiful in western Europe - if not in the world. And what do you do there? Exactly!
You're not going absorb it from a dark underground. No sir! You're going to take a tour out in the open. On a Segway. Good for you!
So you're merrily gliding along all the sites that the guide explains to you. The Louvre? That's where... uhm... wait a sec... it will come to me... Ah right, that's where you did your first perfect U turn on the Segway. The Dome des Invalides? What's that? Oh, the building with the shiny roof. That's where that Asian guy fell of his Segway. Man... that was fun.
And the Jardin des Tuileries? You just had to stop there. Because it was SOOOOOO beautiful. Really the best place ever to video each other on the Segway. They're going to love this back home. Paris is really the best city to Segway through.
