Ceramic Babooshka
We all know those chubby russian woman with split personalities that hide inside one another... okay this does sound awkward...
Anyway, I came across a ceramic one, melancholically staring across the dunes.
Upon asking her why she didn't cross to the other side, she replied angrily: "Can't you see I'm strangled by barbed wire and have no arms or legs?" I offered to free her and she agreed.
The moment I touched her, an electric current buzzed through my hand all the way up to my chest. I yelled, let go and the babooshka roared with electric laughter...
