A gulp of salty water with a dash of lime
I've never understood all the ado about oysters. It's like a big piece of chewing gum, mixed with salty water - to give you the feeling that they're right from the ocean. Add to that a small amount of lemon or lime to enhance the taste of the salt and... well... I'm not a fan.
But there's one thing they're really good for: pictures. It's too bad the weather outside was lousy, because this would have looked even better in sunlight.